Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Introducing.... (Drum roll please)

Move out of the way betches...

The City Girls are here.

MJ is a 23 year old full-time art student that works 40-50 hours a week at a big-time corporation. She also takes care of her two-year old daughter, named Mailey. MJ is the crazy one, randomly throwing a handful of markers across the room just to get a rise from someone nearby. At times she may seem unstable but it's only because her head is always spinning different directions. She works hella hard for the things she has and is determined to use her brain to gain financial and personal success. MJ likes to think she is always right. It's hard to win any kind of battle with her. Once its even been proven, she then starts arguing with science and logic.

Slim is also 23 working with a phenomenal real estate company. Slim is the clean one, making sure the house is spic and span at all times. The Mexican martini is constantly pumping through her veins though. Her road rage is atrocious. If a poor old man is trying to accelerate on to the highway and is going as fast as his dinky little tinker car can go, one could view megan in her big white truck accelerating and coming from behind him going 50 mph honking and screaming out the window. And when she sits up on two wheels to pass the old fellow, she flips him off and screams at him as she passing him burning rubber. Then for the next 6 minutes she curses and yells until she transfers back into idle mode.

Both girls experienced the same life experiences together growing up best friends through high school. Ever since IPC class freshman year, they have been inseparable. Slim says, "You know , we were supposed to be sisters but when God was designing us he thought, 'I'll have to give these girls separate mothers...WAY too much CRAZY to handle for just one mom."

We came up with this idea to blog about our lives in the city of Austin because it is just too BAD ASS to not be interested in. Oh, and please don't confuse our confidence with cockiness...we are from that. And if you don't like it, or you disapprove than you can call us whatever you'd like...we'll just call you JEALOUS! ;)

This is who we are...the true chronicles of Mj and Slim. Completely raw...just the way it truly is.

We find our lives pretty entertaining and hope that you will too!

1 comment:

  1. I can not wait to see what these two chicks are going to be up to. Not sure who I like more at this point....the crazy intriguing MJ or the nice girl with roadrage Slim....only time will tell!

    - DRock